Demons
My name is Ari Bidwell. Mom told me to share things here, but I’m not sure how that punk, Ziva, got top billing over me. I’m the star! Just look at me! I rule!
I don’t like bedtime. I am not as interested in fishing toys or the red dot. But, I do like cat nip, Mom’s lap, and following Mom all over the house and talking. Those are good times!
Hello! I’m Rivkin! Mom says I am the real sister in charge around here. Ari just doesn’t realize it.
I love life! I love snuggling…I love blankets…I love snuggling with blankets….
And my box! I love my box! The kind that Dad orders online and he has to pull ee-lec-tron-eeks out of so I can have it. I’m not sure why they send those. Must be too keep the box from skeeshing?
My favorite toy is this pink mouse on a string with the longest, most feathery tail I have ever seen! That, and the crazy red dot. I LOVE canned food…and treats…and cheese…and treats…and milk…and, did I say treats?
Strangers are scary. So is the front door. And people trying to pick me up. Or attempting to pet me from above while I’m on the floor. Or people walking towards me when I’m on the floor. Or really people walking towards me. Or really just people. But I love Mom and Dad! Don’t tell Mom, but Dad is my favorite person in the entire world! I only wish he would play with me more….
Twitter Search Results for @aribidwell and @rivkinbidwell:
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
June 9, 5:53 PM
Day eleven of the Leo social experiment. I’m starting to think he isn’t leaving! =O.O=
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
June 1, 7:00 PM
Day two in a row of socialization with this Leo character. I still await the day Mom and Dad see through his disguise to the devil he truely is.
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
June 1, 2:24 PM
Don’t lie, @aribidwell. You and I both know Ziva is far too chicken to chase a bug, let alone me.
Ari @aribidwell
June 1, 2:17 PM
@rivkinbidwell, how many times do I have to tell you it wasn’t me?! It was Ziva! This is a case of #mistakenidentity!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
May 31, 9:00 PM
I almost died! Ari tried to kill me! My Mommy-shield is snuggling with me on the couch now. I think, maybe, I can breathe again….
Ari @aribidwell
May 2, 12:43AM
I have been saved! I warn all: DON’T MESS WITH ME RIGHT NOW. GRRRRRR!
Ari @aribidwell
May 2, 12:38AM
They seem to not understand the situation at hand…. Pulling out yummy cans from Heaven will not make this any easier for me. And now, I have realized I could starve! #nofoodwaterorboxinenemyterritory
Ari @aribidwell
May 2, 12:26AM
Brother Guest just opened the door, but he is in my way! If I get caught in here, I am doomed! Does he not realize how traumatizing a soldier at the door is?! #escaperouteblockedbymarine
Ari @aribidwell
May 2, 12:23AM
I was certain Mom would find me…but she has been looking for the last ten minutes! I have surely done myself in this time!
Ari @aribidwell
May 2, 12:11AM
Well, great! Dad is calling me, and I am uncertain what to do. If I cry out, Momma and Pappa Guest may find me! Is being skinned alive a real thing?
Ari @aribidwell
May 2, 12:05AM
Sincerely concerned now! I cannot open the door, and neither can Rivkin. HELP! #desperatindeguestroom #gonesilent #thissucks! #whatwasithinking?!
Ari @aribidwell
May 2, 12:02AM
I would appear to be trapped. Momma Guest came back and closed the door! I do not know how to contact Mom or Rivkin without giving away my position! -_- #dundundun #plottwist! #spystrandedbehindenemylines #goingsilent
Ari @aribidwell
May 2, 12:00AM
“Rabbit, Rabbit,” from inside the guest room! #whateverrabbitrabbitmeans #idonotthinkthatwordmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
April 15, 3:41 PM
Snuggle time with Daddy! We would appear to be warring with the guilds with Mr. Brian today.
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
April 14, 4:14 PM
Seriously though, Daddy should come home with a my-grane more often. #snuggleswithdad!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
April 14, 4:11 PM
Best. Day. Ever! Dad’s home. Mom’s home. The windows are open. The birds are out again. YAY!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 31, 11:01 PM
Hmmm…Dad’s arm needs bathed. I shall fix that. Parents are so much work.
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 31, 10:58 PM
Dad put blanket over his lap! I am now enjoying snuggles while he plays a computer game with Uncle Jamey. Hi, Uncle Jamey!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 31, 10:37 PM
Wait…wait…oh! He’s pouring more in them. Ok! All is good! False alarm!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 31, 10:32 PM
Dad emptied our boxes! Why would he do that? I need sand! Oh, the horrors of the end of the world! Litterbox-ageddon is upon us! Its scary! I’m hiding in my Amazon box.
Ari @aribidwell
March 31, 2:24PM
Mom is on the couch, with a blanket…and Rivkin. Rivkin is getting love. I am on the floor…not getting love. I shall rectify this….
Ari @aribidwell
March 26, 2:29PM
Has anyone else noticed that the Twitter animal is a bird?
Mom @crazedskylark
March 23, 3:29 PM
@aribidwell: Birds can be watched from the perfectly nice cat tree right by the door, and by the bird feeder. Now, scoot!
Ari @aribidwell
March 23, 3:28PM
But, @crazedskylark! The birds!
Mom @crazedskylark
March 23, 3:27 PM
@aribidwell: Down.
Mom @crazedskylark
March 23, 3:27 PM
@aribidwell: I know everything.
Ari @aribidwell
March 23, 3:26PM
@crazedskylark: How did you know?!
Mom @crazedskylark
March 23, 3:24 PM
@aribidwell, get off the table.
Mom @crazedskylark
March 23, 1:13 PM
@aribidwell: Batcat, you are not.
Ari @aribidwell
March 23, 1:07PM
@crazedskylark, it wasn’t what it looked like! I mean, alright, I was on the dining room table when you stepped back in less than a minute after heading to work. But the box on the edge of the table taunts me!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 22, 3:57 PM
“The Out” = evil. @crazedskylark, I does not like the out. Please do not try and take me into the out again. K, thanks! (You can make it up to me and tell Dad to buy me a new Amazon box )
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 18, 1:31 PM
vet = evil. Maybe I can escape for more than two years next time. I’m content if they keep forgetting and just keep taking Ari….
Ari @aribidwell
March 17, 0:02AM
Bedtime again I wonder if it will storm again tonight Happy Leprechaun Day!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 16, 1:51 PM
Dad bought me another Rivkin-sized Amazon box! #happiness
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 16, 02:12 AM
Safe on Mom and Dad’s bed. Maybe I won’t die tonight after all.
Ari @aribidwell
March 16, 2:02AM
WATERBED! Best. Storm. Ever!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 16, 1:51 AM
Oh…my…Luna! I hate thunderstorms! Evil lives in them clouds, I tell ya!
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 11:01 PM
Mom’s home! She was gone forever!
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 9:47 PM
@crazedskylark: Liar!
Mom @crazedskylark
March 14, 7:21 PM
Driving. Home. Now. Chill! It will still be the 14th when I get home, @aribidwell.
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 14, 7:21 PM
@crazedskylark…You try being alone with this little psycho asking me every five seconds how long it’s been….
Mom @crazedskylark
March 14, 7:20 PM
@rivkinbidwell: I’m driving home as we speak. Have patience.
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 14, 6:21 PM
@crazedskylark Are you sure you’re coming home?
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 5:32 PM
@crazedskylark! @rivkinbidwell was right! You’re never coming back!
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 5:31 PM
@crazedskylark: What time?
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 5:29 PM
@crazedskylark: When?
Mom @crazedskylark
March 14, 5:28 PM
@aribidwell: Today.
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 5:27 PM
When are you coming back, @crazedskylark?
Mom @crazedskylark
March 14, 4:38 PM
@rivkinbidwell: Today.
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 14, 4:37 PM
@crazedsklyark: Today?
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 3:20 PM
@rivkinbidwell, good point….
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 14, 4:37 PM
Since when do you listen to @zivabidwell, @aribidwell?
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 3:20 PM
@crazedskylark, @zivabidwell says you have been contaminated!
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 3:20 PM
@crazedskylark! You’ve been socializing with other kitties?!
Mom @crazedskylark
March 14, 3:22 PM
@aribidwell…Yes….
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 3:20 PM
@crazedskylark…Oliver’s mommy?
Mom @crazedskylark
March 14, 3:19 PM
@aribidwell, I’m visiting my sister.
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 3:18 PM
Where are you, @crazedskylark?
Mom @crazedskylark
March 14, 3:17 PM
Today, @rivkinbidwell. I repeat, for the fifth time: today.
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 3:17 PM
Hey! @rivkinbidwell!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 14, 3:16 PM
Seriously, though. @crazedskylark, are you ever coming home?
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 14, 3:14 PM
Hehehe….I just told my sisters Mom and Dad have been gone forever. Works every time! #beingevilissomuchfun!
Ari @aribidwell
March 14, 0:00 AM
Happy Birthday to me. The parentals are nowhere to be found, and it’s my birthday….
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 6, 6:27 PM
The snow melted again. Is it still too early to hope for warmer weather so the birds will come back?
Ari @aribidwell
March 4, 2:37 PM
Pahaha! Ziva shared a picture that says I am Darth Maul. Buahaha!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 4, 2:29 PM
Ahh, morning. Mom and Dad are here. Mom is in the big chair. Ziva is in the bedroom. Life is good.
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 3, 11:46 PM
I’m not talking to Mom or Dad right now. Ari forgives far too easily….
Ari @aribidwell
March 3, 11:43 PM
Mom clipped our claws…again. But I have forgiven her. #snuggleswithmommy!
Ari @aribidwell
March 3, 5:12 PM
Mom’s been sitting in the chair at the desk again. Kitty pile on Mom!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 3, 5:11 PM
OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! Mom is in the chair again! #happydaysarehereagain!
Rivkin @rivkinbidwell
March 2, 9:23 PM
Hello, Twitter!
Ari @aribidwell
March 2, 9:21 PM
Mom said I should put up a “hello” post after we made my new account. Here it is. Weirdo.